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Joke of the Day
"How loud is John Cena? #xDb"
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"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."
"IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?"
"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."
"Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen . . . . . Husband: . . . . I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis...."
"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"
"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."
"""They had to amputate them both at the ankles,"" said Tom, defeated."
"Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth."
"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."