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Joke of the Day

"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""

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"What's your favourite one-liner?"
"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."
"FROM: Harvard SUBJ: Your PhD application We are unable to accept you at this time as ""Teaching Squirrels Karate"" is too cool for us."
"Making light humour Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model? The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly."
"I'll never be the girl who walks in the room and commands everyone's attenHEY! Can you at least finish reading this tweet?!"
"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"
"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side."
"I went to the doctor for a checkup. A friend asked ""Which doctor?"" I replied ""No, a medical one."""