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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? I know I do..."
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"Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge? Because he didn't truss it."
"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"
"My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that."
"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."
"Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score."
"What's the best part about fingering... What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period? You still get your palm red"
"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"
"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, ""A man once told me..."""