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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"

"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """

"captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir"

"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"

"I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I'm nice."

"For people with a gluten allergy, it's kind of like kryptonite, except Superman didn't find a way to mention it in every conversation."

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to remove it."

"Did you hear the inventor of cough lollies died last week? There'll be no coughin' at his funeral"

"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."

"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"