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Joke of the Day

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to remove it."

"[ouija board] hi grandma, i hope your in heaven and i love you ""..y..o..u..'r..e.."""

"What kind of cars do jedis drive? A toy-*yoda*"

"When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!"

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""

"Why are female golfers better than male golfers? Because they swing both ways"

"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"

"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my uncle Charlie Not kicking and screaming like the passengers on his bus"