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Joke of the Day

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to remove it."

"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""

"*brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*"

"Why did Lamar give money to Kobe? Because Lamar Odom"

"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"

"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."

"It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it"

"What do you call a window that can rap? Two Panes"

"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."