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Joke of the Day
"I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I'm nice."
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"How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars."
"What does having sex with a hooker and bungee jumping have in common? If the rubber brakes, you're screwed."
"If you don't wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren't really raising teens."
"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"
"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"
"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."
"I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me"
"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""
"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."