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Joke of the Day
"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"
Next Joke
"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""
"I just burned 1200 calories! I forgot about the batch of cinnamon rolls in the oven!"
"My internet went out today so I went downstairs and talked to my family They seem like nice people."
"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"
"I've been married to my wife for 34 years. We now only have hallway sex... When you pass each other in the hallway and both just say ""Fuck You"""
"Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."