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Joke of the Day

"Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?"

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."

"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."

"Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live."

"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."

"My psychiatrist says I have delusions of sexual superiority She just wants to fuck me."

"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."

"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."