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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the inventor of cough lollies died last week? There'll be no coughin' at his funeral"
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"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"
"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."
"how many calories does hating your job burn"
"What do you call an octopus that fights sharks? An octobrave. I'm sorry."
"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"
"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"
"If a duck and a elephant were to vote They'd vote for donald trunk"
"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? it's butt."
"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."