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Joke of the Day

"Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers? Because they are in bread."

"Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for..."

"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."

"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."

"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."

"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"

"Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope."

"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"

"Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted."