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Joke of the Day
"Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old French navy."
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"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go. As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter"
"Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming."
"Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives"
"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""
"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."
"What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry."
"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."