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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst way to spell Mississippi? Correctly."
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"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."
"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"
"I don't believe death is the end. In my heart I know that, long after I'm gone, I will continue to receive Hot Summer Deal!!! emails."
"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"
"Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey"
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
"An angry Hillary storms into Satan's office and yells ""You told me I was going to win!"" Satan looks up from the paper and says, ""Well, you told me you had a soul."""