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Joke of the Day

"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."

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"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"I keep the streets safe at night by staying home."
"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."
"""Who ate all the crackers?!"" - racist cannibal."
"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."
"How does a pirate tip his hat? ""M'Hearty"""
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet."
"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."
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