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Joke of the Day

"Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted."

"Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!"

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."

"What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit? http://www.wikifeet.com/"

"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""

"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."

"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"

"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."

"It's 2011 and we're not driving dragons? The future sickens me."

"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"