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Joke of the Day

"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyear s."

"I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man I hate those people."

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."

"What do you call a German guy that measure horses Hands"

"learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit"

"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."

"How do I feel about your goatee? I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that?"

"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"