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Joke of the Day

"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyear s."

"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"

"Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood."

"I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too"

"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"

"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god I had to explain that Buddha isn't Greek."

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"Where does Chewbacca research his college essays? Wookiepedia"

"*cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* ""Damn, a cute bunny was murdered"" ""No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"""