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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German guy that measure horses Hands"
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"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."
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"I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting, but fell asleep."
"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."
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"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."