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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"

"What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen."

"Roses are reddish... Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish"

"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."

"In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it."

"Her: You have selective hearing. You never hear criticism and only hear things that make you look good. Me: Thanks, you look good too."

"Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51 he wants them deported immediately"

"What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !"

"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"

"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"