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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."

"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"

"Was tempted to commit suicide last night... So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)"

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? Of course you haven't."

"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"

"What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them? A positive pregnancy test."

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."

"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"