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Joke of the Day
"What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball? *cough* *cough*"
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"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."
"What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow? Mello Yellow"
"What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross? ""Me! That hurts!"""
"Me: If we weren't related, I'd totally sleep with you. Hot girl: But we aren't related. Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too"
"How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle."
"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"
"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"
"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"