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Joke of the Day
"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"
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"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"
"Heard this one at work today I called out order number 404 Guy comes up and says ""I thought I would never find it!"""
"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."
"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."
"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."
"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"
"Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby"
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"