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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle."
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"What's the difference between bullets and people? Bullets don't miss Harambe. Rest in Peace brother."
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"Someone just corrected my ""good morning"" with a ""good afternoon"" so I said, ""go to hell you clock watching motherfucker""."
"Steve Buscemi always looks like he suffers from an intestinal parasite."
"A blowfly goes into a bar and asks... Is that stool taken?"
"Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves."
"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""P"" because it's an R that lost a leg."