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Joke of the Day

"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."

"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"

"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."

"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"

"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"

"Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight? Because they're lossless."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."