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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."
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"How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it? Decepticondoms."
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."
"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"
"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"
"Putting a woman on a $10 makes sense . . . . . . no one really wants a 1 or a 5. (As heard on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me)"
"I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto."
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."
"wait, THESE are pistachios? i've been calling them wood clams"