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Joke of the Day
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
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"Give me your best ""Why don't you make like a _______ and _______."""
"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."
"Why are contortionists always angry? Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape."
"A friend wanted ""cold hard cash"" for his birthday So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice."
"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"
"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"
"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"
"What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!"
"What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy"