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Joke of the Day

"Me: If we weren't related, I'd totally sleep with you. Hot girl: But we aren't related. Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too"

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"

"What type of train gets fat? A chew chew train..."

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."

"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"

"I heard German invented new DDR-memory... It's called ""cyclone bee"""

"I was in a bank yesterday and all the money just floated out the door by itself. It was a polterheist."

"I like to knock on random doors and say, ""Hi, my name is Current Resident and I understand you're the bastard that's been opening my mail."""

"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"

"John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't """