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Joke of the Day
"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."
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"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam"
"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."
"It's Thanksgiving today. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome."
"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"
"It's odd to hold a ""World Series"" and not invite other countries. But it's weirder to hold a ""Miss Universe"" and not invite other planets."
"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"