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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam"

"Dubai knows how to end the year with a BANG! I'm talking about the fireworks display guys."

"Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate? ""All he had was a straw-man argument."""

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking behind a 3rd grader. The priest says ""hey we should screw that kid"" The rabbi says ""outta what?'"

"I bought a dog from a blacksmith as soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door."

"What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long? A thon"

"Happy Birthday to me. 27 years old... in Spice Girl years."

"My wife said she wanted 12"" hard So I gave her four inches three times and slapped her ass."

"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."