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Joke of the Day
"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
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"There are only two things certain in life death, taxes, and people who can't count."
"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"Got pretty embarrassed at the party last night. Totally looked like I peed my pants 'cuz I spilled my glass of pee into my lap"
"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."
"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks"
"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."