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Joke of the Day
"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"
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"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"
"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."
"A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant."
"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."
"Yo mama's so ugly, the day she died and met saiten, saiten made her leader of hell.."
"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."
"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"
"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."
"So many boys, such little minds. "