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Joke of the Day
"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"
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"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"
"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"
"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"
"A boy walks up to his teacher with a broken pencil... This has no point."
"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
"What is irony? When the last person you want to see is the last person you see."
"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."
"Being a worm must great. Its like ""wow that dirt was great I hope there's more"" and there always is"
"Why is Perfume so cheap? Because its only worth one scent!"