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Joke of the Day
"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"
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"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."
"Why go to college? There's Google."
"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."
"Damn girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see"
"If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?"
"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."
"My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was ""practically screaming out at her"" That's the last time I buy her an orphan"
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."