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Joke of the Day
"Dad, my laptop's frozen. Have you tried warming it up?"
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"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."
"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"
"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians In HD was apparently not the correct answer."
"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""
"yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds."
"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."