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Joke of the Day
"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."
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"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""
"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"
"[first date] Her: I just love eating clean and staying healthy, you know? Me:*flashback to the time I cry-ate two lasagnas* Totally"
"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."
"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."
"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."
"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."
"How do you titallate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."
"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."