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Joke of the Day
"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."
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"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
"A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed"
"Why was the candle mad at his friend? He blew him off."
"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""
"What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce"
"Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week."
"Do you have to be from Vietnam to open up a restaurant called ""Viet Noms?"" I'm asking for a friend"
"News of Whitney Houston's death traveled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She really made a hash of things though."
"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."