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Joke of the Day

"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"

"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"

"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""

"sorry i'm still an undecided voter, but it's hard to pick just one when I love them both so very very much"

"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things they say* *Listener discretion is advised"