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Joke of the Day

"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"

"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"

"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""

"White people really do look alike, so let's fill up on teriyaki chicken samples by walking laps around the food court."

"How is Santa like a paedophile? They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks."

"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."

"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."

"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"

"Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs."