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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

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"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"
"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."
"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"
"Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak"
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."
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