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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."

"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."

"I wonder if I've come a lake yet."

"What insect is the Wood Ant related to? The Should Ant and the Could Ant."

"My sister borrowed my favorite shirt without asking again, so I changed her Facebook profile picture to a positive Clearblue pregnancy test."

"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."

"What's the difference between a seamstress and a whale A seamstress cuts up frills and a whale fucks up krill's."

"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence."

"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."