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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""
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"Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!"
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch...."
"My favorite Lil Wayne song is the one where he sounds like a confused 8 year old with aspergers reading the list of toppings at Cold Stone."
"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."
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"A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks turns out it was both of his boots"
"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."
"Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter? He'll be Snowden."
"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"