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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"
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"What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious."
"Just told a couple disbelieving millennials about how we used to have to poop without cell phones."
"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."
"Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone."
"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"
"Had a fight with the wifey last night. She exclaimed ""Shut up, women are always right and men are always wrong."" to which I replied ""Yes, you are right""."
"Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear."
"Dog Jokes I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him."
"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."