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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"

"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."

"Me: ""What's wrong?"" Wife: ""Nothing's wrong."" [Sighs heavily. Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: ""I think something's wrong."""

"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"

"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."

"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"

"What do you call a marijuana robbery? A high-st"

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"I bought one of Donald Trump's books on how to run a business ...but for some reason, it just ends at Chapter 11."