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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a marijuana robbery? A high-st"
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"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."
"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"
"Doctor: ""I need to draw some blood."" Me: ""Okay."" Doctor: ""Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. She just gagged a little."
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
"TIFU by insulting a one-armed foreigner visiting my town. I called him a tourist."