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Joke of the Day

"I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario."

"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."

"Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers? Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!"

"I used to work for Goodyear, but I had to quit... I got too tired."

"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."

"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."

"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall..."

"[on date] ME: I'll have a steak WAITER: How would u like that cooked? ME: Uhh with fire or some kind of heat? *rolls eyes at date*"

"I'm actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me."