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Joke of the Day
"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."
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"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"
"Therapist: what was it like growing up? Me: I just [reaches for tissues] kept getting taller."
"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."
"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."
"Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."
"You only live once? False, you live everyday. You only die once."
"What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor? Will I really sink if you take your fingers out?"
"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"