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Joke of the Day

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me! She said ""no"" both times."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 20 beers!!"

"""IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!?"" I screamed on the plane. 3 men shot up. ""Ok, now are any of you single? I need a sugar daddy. I do butt stuff."""

"A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?"

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... I'd use it to buy some rental properties and try to invest some in the market."

"I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell."

"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""