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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"
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"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
"I'm close to $100,000 deep in student loans for my English degree and I just used the word ""awesome"" 10 times in a row to describe a guy."
"IMPROV PERFORMER: I need a suggestion. PERSON (from the back) BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! IP: Okay, someone that's not my wife."
"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."
"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."
"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but they can't eat it."
"I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring all the clues Such as her name being Amanda."
"'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' are frequently used interchangeably... ... but never at a funeral."
"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"