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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""What's wrong?"" Wife: ""Nothing's wrong."" [Sighs heavily. Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: ""I think something's wrong."""

"You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!"

"What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control? Someone gets fired."

"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."

"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"

"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? A Buffa-Loan!"

"What did the spice say when it was told it wasn't flavourful enough? ""Oh come on, I'm only cumin!"" I was so proud when I came up with this jewel."

"Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme this is not one of them"