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Joke of the Day

"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"

"How can a room full of couples be empty? There wasn't a single person in there."

"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."

"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."

"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."

"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"

"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel"

"What do you call someone who can't dance? A white guy."

"Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get? Pumpkin pi."