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Joke of the Day
"You may be a good person deep down inside, but I don't carry around a shovel"
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"I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for"
"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."
"Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right."
"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"
"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"
"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."
"When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... ""If I find the right person"" is apparently the wrong answer."