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Joke of the Day

"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"

"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."

"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."

"Did you know you can use voice-to-text on Twitter so this tweet came from my mouth and also stop staring at me people on this bus."

"I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing"

"I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein."

"I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything."

"wher did the waitress work IHOP"

"I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, ""It's not you, it's you."""

"Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa."