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Joke of the Day
"How can a room full of couples be empty? There wasn't a single person in there."
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"""Sorry I'm late"" Why are there scratches all over your face? ""Jujitsu training"" You can scratch in jujitsu? ""It's my cat's best move"""
"What's the hardest part of a gardener's job? Getting to the root of the problem."
"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."
"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"
"The other day I heard that photons have mass Who would have thought that they we catholic?"
"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead."
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"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."