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Joke of the Day

"You're riding the crest of a slump?"

"My poop likes rap music It's down with OP pee."

"Like this! How do you fuck up a joke?"

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"

"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"

"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."

"Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping"

"I walked into my local fishmongers when i saw the manager of the store slapping his penis with a fish. I **cod** not believe it!"

"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."