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Joke of the Day
"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"
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"When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."
"How many cops does it take to push a pedophile down the stairs? None, he tripped. ;)"
"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."
"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."
"Woman's Rights"
"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."
"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""
"*Knock Knock* Come in."