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"Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore."
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"A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep I said 'Sure, seventy'."
"My nickname is Snapchat.... My nickname is Snapchat because I only last 5 seconds and then disappear forever."
"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."
"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"
"sometimes i sleep naked just in case leonardo dicaprio breaks in and wants to charcoal sketch me"
"Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"